All 39 Achievements

Filter by how rare an achievement is, then tick off the ones you already have. The percentage is the share of owners who have unlocked it.

Source steam-achievement-page + steam-achievement-percentages, pulled 2026-09-01

These percentages are not a walkthrough order. An achievement can be rare because it is missable, optional or hard — not because it comes later.

Achievement	Description	Global unlock
Medalist	Description not supplied by Steam	4.8%
Click-click	You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later.	4.7%
Weird toilet	Just another toilet.	4.7%
Prankster	Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear. After that, you'll have to use the other ear to keep at it.	4.1%
Bum rival	Early bird gets the trash!	3.3%
Ladies' man	Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in.	3.1%
Jacked	The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality.	3.0%
Alphabet	Mbyae the oderr of lterets isn't so imprnotat, as it semes, but it's btteer coerrct tahn not. Plrbbaoy.	1.9%
Honorary vandal	A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar.	1.4%
Visitor	A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city.	0.6%
Patient	Description not supplied by Steam	0.5%
Hunting Instinct	To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole.	0.4%
Hehehehehe	Hehehehe, h-hic	0.3%
Gangsta	I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss?	0.3%
Happy whatever!	No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard.	0.2%
Oxyworm Collector	Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them—beautiful!	0.2%

Rarity split

Source derived from the same records, pulled 2026-09-01

Rarity spectrum · all 39 achievementslog₁₀ scale · equal ratios are equally spaced

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